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I stake 07-20-2008 02:11 PM

Poptarts for Idiots -A random Guide by I stake
 
Alrighty so.. I was really bored and didn't have much else to do so I decided to make a completely random guide to cooking and consuming poptarts. So with out further adeu here we go.
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Pop-Tarts is the brand name for a flat rectangular toaster pastry approximately 3 inches (7.6 cm) by 5.5 inches (14 cm) made by the Kellogg Company. Pop-Tarts have a sugary filling sealed inside two layers of rectangular, thin pastry crust; each layer of this crust is about 0.1 inches (2.5 mm) thick. Most varieties have frosting, but some do not. They can be eaten without being warmed, but are often warmed inside a toaster.
Popular flavors include blueberry, frosted strawberry, frosted brown sugar cinnamon, cherry, Hot Fudge Sundae, s'mores, and mixed versions of these flavors. But ofcourse the best is the S'mores flavor. So with that I'll begin with the steps on how to make poptarts.

Your pop-tart box should look like this. Beware of the mexican knock-offs.
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Step one: Poptarts come in a metallic silver wrapper, two individual poptarts are inside. Tear away the wraper at the either end exposing the tarts.

Step Two: Go to a toaster or toaster Oven. Either one is acceptable but if you want that crispy flavor on the outside of the frosting go for the toaster. If you want that Gooey' texture go for the toaster oven. You'll want to toast these suckers for a bout 3 minutes

Step three: take each out, but do so with caution as they're really when they first come out of the toaster/ toaster oven. Do so with baking mits when your taking them out of the oven, or just ram the toaster springy lever thing up really hard and they'll shoot out.

Step Four: Your poptarts are ready for consumption, enjoy, have a glass of milk or anything else.

Thanks to wikipedia.com for measurements and flavors.

Wsop05 07-28-2008 12:40 PM

rofl, i guess people are rly that dumb

Oysto 09-29-2008 07:44 PM

I got lulz from this.

Pure 11-21-2008 03:22 PM

UBER LULZ lol thats justa pointless guide but anyway I lold when I saw this >.<

LinkMaster03 11-21-2008 06:34 PM

Your guide may be too advanced for some members.

EskimoANM 11-22-2008 09:44 AM

Haha nice guide, very detailed.

I like my poptarts gooey, so i prefer using a toaster oven. :p

Robin Hood 11-22-2008 09:40 PM

o thx, i sorta get it now i tried to shove them up my butt but didnt work :/

edit: doesnt fit in ear, help!

Lust 11-24-2008 07:46 PM

For some reason, I don't like poptarts, why? When I was a kid I decided to heat the hot fudge sunday ones up realllll hot and I attempted to eat it, and got 3rd degree burn on my tongue.

I stake 11-24-2008 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lust (Post 32273)
For some reason, I don't like poptarts, why? When I was a kid I decided to heat the hot fudge sunday ones up realllll hot and I attempted to eat it, and got 3rd degree burn on my tongue.

http://i37.tinypic.com/2rz81et.jpg

Peetu 11-24-2008 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by I stake (Post 32288)

:D

Too bad we dont have poptarts here in Finland.

I stake 11-25-2008 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MintaQua (Post 32289)
:D

Too bad we dont have poptarts here in Finland.

I.. would NEVER want to live in Finland :(

Siyico1 11-25-2008 12:28 PM

Rofl poptarts are win. Not much of a breckfast though give me major headache (Cos of the sugar) :P

Peetu 11-26-2008 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I stake (Post 32307)
I.. would NEVER want to live in Finland :(

Yea I know...USA ftw ;D

Csg999 12-01-2008 02:31 AM

I don't think these exsist in Australia as I have never seen them

I stake 05-12-2009 06:17 PM

lol australia sucks then

AndyIsIndo 05-12-2009 08:16 PM

hmm.. well you just gave me an idea for a post. ty

Ameh 05-13-2009 06:00 PM

This helped me.
Thank you.

EleXtroSeXual 05-13-2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minta (Post 32474)
Yea I know...USA ftw ;D

No, USA FTL.

guthix 05-13-2009 07:40 PM

i myself am a fan of the strawberry one with the like rainbow sprinkles

Brian 05-13-2009 08:36 PM

I think pop tarts are disgusting.. They are absolutely terrible.. But that's just my opinion.

Fuzzman 05-18-2009 04:30 AM

Haha, I laughed so hard reading this. Nice guide, definatly for people who have trouble grasping how to open packages :)

Csg999 05-18-2009 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I stake (Post 59300)
lol australia sucks then

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Wow liek no1 haz repped u for dis epik guide o.o

Happy Man 05-22-2009 03:26 PM

Aus owns so gtfo i stake

dwegiel 06-11-2009 08:27 AM

This guide is freakin lolz, but so damn true.

I stake 12-13-2009 07:52 PM

It's good to know my guide's not dead yet :D

Siyico1 12-15-2009 08:45 AM

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XeroX 01-23-2010 07:46 PM

cool story haz

kevin_man 08-18-2010 11:06 AM

Makes me hungry :D


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