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Brian 08-12-2009 02:07 AM

Guides to getting rid of a creepy EX-GF ;D
 
Well. I have this ex gf and she is acting stalker on me lately O.O
So.. I am kinda creeped the fuck out and want your guy's opinions to stop this shit ;D

She keeps saying weird shit like.. I wish we never broke up.. Or, Am I pretty..
Or.. Am I selfish..

Well to me.. This is a waste of my fucking time.. I pretty much just lost 3 hours of my life to her trying to get her to stop fucking talking to me ;D

So.. With my point given.. GIVE ME FUCKING IDEAS TO STOP THIS ;D

ALSO.. BEFORE I LIED AND SAID I WAS GOING TO BED SO I COULD BLOCK HER.. SHE SAID..
"Night brian . sweetdreams ."

Fucking creepy O.O

edit: this is her [HIDE=50]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6125/29625355.jpg[/HIDE]

Csg999 08-12-2009 03:09 AM

Just keep her blocked. She cmes to ur house, say sorry I don't have the time, I'm about to go out XD

Thainerr 08-12-2009 04:07 AM

Well you can't nasty to her or anything because shes being ok. Do you have a new girlfriend? Just talk about your new gf all the time that might put her off.

Brian 08-12-2009 11:57 AM

Haha. No I don't.
Ew. I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THAT MIGHT WORK.

Thainerr 08-12-2009 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian (Post 71725)
Haha. No I don't.
Ew. I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THAT MIGHT WORK.

Hrmmm get a new girlfriend?

Otherwise why not just get back with her? Free sex?

Lust 08-12-2009 12:10 PM

Ask her for anal.

Brian 08-12-2009 03:51 PM

Didn't work D;
She said: "Anything you want. Just please give me another chance"
I think I should just call deh cops ;D

lagunka 08-12-2009 03:55 PM

Just give her anal. Make sure you don't lube up or anything, just thrust it in there. She'll leave you alone.

jasper 08-12-2009 10:06 PM

lol stop complaining and tap her already

Thainerr 08-13-2009 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian (Post 71746)
Didn't work D;
She said: "Anything you want. Just please give me another chance"
I think I should just call deh cops ;D

Dude, you are crazy. Poke her in the brown eye, I would. Wtf is wrong with her? She looks ok. So what if shes a lil creepy, she just wants you back! lool

Brian 08-13-2009 06:24 PM

Lol.... :/

dasimers 08-14-2009 10:27 AM

Sharpie in the pooper.

Take pics then release to all your friends.

Done.

Lust 08-14-2009 12:45 PM

If she wants to let you do her in the ass, go right ahead. I see nothing wrong with being "friends with benefits". She's pretty good looking, and I know that EVERY guy on here would fuck here. Unless he's gay (EV; jokes).

EleXtroSeXual 08-14-2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lust (Post 72172)
If she wants to let you do her in the ass, go right ahead. I see nothing wrong with being "friends with benefits". She's pretty good looking, and I know that EVERY guy on here would fuck here. Unless he's gay (EV; jokes).


Lmfao, FUCK YOU MAN :'(((((((!!

Soz for spamming >:p

_Soda 09-09-2009 05:52 PM

Shag
Photos
Spread photos over net
Repeat for teh lulz

inQuir3 09-09-2009 06:19 PM

http://i29.tinypic.com/wv9uvp.png
Silly teenaged girls.

Flamin 09-09-2009 06:55 PM

<3 .

Brian 09-09-2009 07:16 PM

Lololololol.

Teh god 10-14-2009 02:28 PM

fuck and chuck?

Andrick 10-14-2009 08:35 PM

Say, "let's be friends with benefits and we'll see where that goes", then never offer any prospects of getting back. Free sex!


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