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Jello 06-29-2009 10:45 AM

Why Jello Loves Canada.
 
I like Canada


Five Reasons of Why I Like Canada

1. Canada is beautiful. You can see a few pictures my son Daniel took recently in Banff.

2. Canadians are friendly - especially Calgarians. Most people have
moved here recently and know what its like to start from scratch.

3. Canadians are ambitious, can-do people. Alot like the Americans
in this regard but more modest. Unlike Europe, beaurocracy here is
something that can be gotten around one way or another.

4. Canada is compassionate. I read an op-ed in the New York times
recently about how everyone in the US is "one step away from being
homeless" -- if you fall ill, lose your job, lose your insurance, lose
your house... That's not true in Canada. There is universal health
care, no death penalty and no great obsession with foreign military
adventures.

5. Canada welcome's its visitors. Its the first true multicultural
society I have seen, and you can forget about long delays with getting
visas.

+rep is always appreciated.

Jared 06-29-2009 11:02 AM

Your son eh? ;) and legal weed as well.
(Just saying)

Jello 06-29-2009 11:03 AM

Yes, my s0n. Thanks for pointing that out. It's a very big aspect to my poem.

Nachos 06-29-2009 11:56 AM

:o my gf lives in canada, tell hur i said hi!

Jello 06-29-2009 11:57 AM

You cyber date? >.>

Crayon Boy 06-29-2009 12:41 PM

cyber dates ftw.

Thainerr 06-29-2009 01:14 PM

I love Canada for cheap booze and plenty of drugs

I'm from England

Steve 06-29-2009 02:08 PM

Yeah boyyyyyyy!

Canada FTW Dude. :D

Siyico1 06-29-2009 02:12 PM

Turning into a spam topic. Moved.

Jello 06-29-2009 02:32 PM

Agreed there Siyico. ://


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