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Ultralomaniac 01-12-2009 08:01 PM

caffeine + nicotine= best combination ever?
 
:::Caffeine is a stimulant
Caffeine stimulates not only the body to be more productive, but also the mind
Caffeine boosts the mind's processing speed any ability
Also, caffeine just makes the day -fly- by
--->The half-life of caffeine is ~3-4 hours, after the ~hour it takes to enter the body after consumtion


:::Nicotine is a stimulant as well
Nicotine has been proven to enhance concentration (something caffeine does not do so well)
Nicotine promotes the body to release acetylcholine, which is a neurotransmitter responsible for short-term memory and muscle control
Nicotine also releases endorphines into the bloodstream, so it actually feels good
--->The half-life of nicotine is ~2 hours


Caffeine+nicotine before finals? best idea ever.

Sale 01-12-2009 08:07 PM

Add an injection of adrenaline and viola! Speed racer! :D

Vista 01-12-2009 08:10 PM

Fuck it, lets shoot up some Heroin?
Who's with me?!

Caffeine is yummy. :\

Ultralomaniac 01-12-2009 08:17 PM

thanks for teh spam

Sale 01-12-2009 08:17 PM

*puts up hand* Aight.

Ultralomaniac 01-12-2009 08:28 PM

for serious dudes.

Dragon 01-12-2009 08:43 PM

You'll gain a dependency, I don't recommend it.

Ultralomaniac 01-12-2009 08:49 PM

i have no dependency :o

Ultralomaniac 01-14-2009 06:01 AM

also, drugs r gud

Dvok 01-14-2009 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragon (Post 42471)
You'll gain a dependency, I don't recommend it.

y so serious?


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