America vs Canada topiX!
Bored, creating debate for the lulz k?
PICTURES / FLAMING ALLOWED. Get your fucking asses in here y0. CANADA - 1 AMERICA - 0 CANADA ALLIES (HELP OUT Y0) - Russia, GB, China, India. AMERICAN ALLIES (HELP OUT Y0) - Germany, Mexico, Most of Africa. Canada: hockey, beer, Tim Horton`s America: nascar, niggers, Dane Cook Reasons why Canada is WAYYY BETTER Poutine, Aerobars, Smartie chocolate candy Better Laws Clean No pollution Syrup Cleaner pussy Better weed (i think?) Better leader than Obama No nigger leading out Country Less fatties. Less AIDS Freedom Porn Pussy Your mom Uh.. Copy pasta. Health care. Fantastic weed Smarties Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp The size of our footballs fields and one less down Baseball is Canadian Lacrosse is Canadian Hockey is Canadian Basketball is Canadian Apple pie is Canadian Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. We don't marry our kin-folk. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it. And we don't bomb our allies. >9000 3 2 1 GO! |
Yeah....No.
This is gonna be a MEGA flame fest. |
Just wanted to have some fun :(!!
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Yeah lets not argue about this lool
Mega flame fest noty. |
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You're on our side y0. |
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Now start dissing America y0.
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I vote for Canada. (Of course) ;D I'll leave this open but try to keep it clean. ;P |
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Sexy fucking piX Canada wins. |
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