Both of them are great. That first one is teh shizzle. =D
Were those people actually saying Jump, or did you fake it on photoshop? Not a bad thing if you did, of course, cause it was dang funny. Just wondering if it was real. =D
Here's mine:
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"Here's to the men and women who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right."
"With a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to do something dishonest."