There were a husband and wife, whte wife was a sex addict.
One night the husband went out on night, but before he left he said that if he found out that she'd had sex with anyone then he would ripp all her pubic hairs out and bake them in a pie and make her eat it.. She says of course she wont etc etc, so when the husband leaves she sits there.
She can't take it, she sticks her head out of the window onto the busy street and calls to a pakistani, want to come in!?! She runs downstairs and opens the door, He says - Only for a choclate biscuit. She runs upstairs and gets the packet.
She says want to come upstairs to my room? - Only for a choclate biscuit - the paki says,
Want to take those cloths of? - Only for a choclate biscuit..
They do the deed and the wife hears the husband comes home, she says 'GET IN THE CUBOARD NOW!' 'Only for a choc---' Yea what ever, and thrusts the packet to him. The husband comes up and sniffs the air, He says i smell sex, have you? She denys it.
He shouts out COME OUT YOU CUNT.
Only for a choclate biscuit?
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