[EleXtroSeXual]

Bored, creating debate for the lulz k?

PICTURES / FLAMING ALLOWED.

Get your fucking asses in here y0.

CANADA - 1
AMERICA - 0


CANADA ALLIES (HELP OUT Y0) - Russia, GB, China, India.

AMERICAN ALLIES (HELP OUT Y0) - Germany, Mexico, Most of Africa.

Canada: hockey, beer, Tim Horton`s

America: nascar, niggers, Dane Cook



Reasons why Canada is WAYYY BETTER

Poutine, Aerobars, Smartie chocolate candy
Better Laws
Clean
No pollution
Syrup
Cleaner pussy
Better weed (i think?)
Better leader than Obama
No nigger leading out Country
Less fatties.
Less AIDS
Freedom
Porn
Pussy
Your mom



Uh.. Copy pasta.

Health care.
Fantastic weed
Smarties
Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
The size of our footballs fields and one less down
Baseball is Canadian
Lacrosse is Canadian
Hockey is Canadian
Basketball is Canadian
Apple pie is Canadian
Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
We don't marry our kin-folk.
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
And we don't bomb our allies.


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