Fighting help.. - Ezud.com

AndyIsIndo · #1 06-09-2009, 03:33 PM

Hey, today i walked home from school when this little kid tried to cuss me out..
i pushed him and cussed him and we later got into a fight which didnt really hurt.. chipped a tooth though. he is TOO DAMN FAST. there were no weapons found, and he was short.. i slugged him but he kept dodging. who knows how to fight a freakin fast kid. im bringing a knife to fight him tomorrow.

**EleXtroSeXual** · #2 06-09-2009, 03:50 PM

Agreed with Alaska, NOT MIKE JONES.

Avoid the fucking fight dude.

dasimers · #3 06-09-2009, 04:08 PM

the bigger man walks away tbh then when he thinks he is hard for hitting you from behind you grab him and POW! right in the kisser.

AndyIsIndo · #4 06-09-2009, 04:51 PM

tomorrow is an ALL WEAPONS fight,. im in 7th grade and hes in 6th btw.

#5 06-09-2009, 04:54 PM

Dont bring weapons to a fight, that's just pussy yo. As for his speed try using your weight advantage (If you have one) Try tackling his little ass, or you could dodge until he misses then take advantage of that. What you don't realize is that the more punches you throw the more vulnerable you are leaving yourself. Dont punch unless you think you can hit him because if you miss you going to get chipped up.

**Jello** · #6 06-09-2009, 05:12 PM

Lol. I remember when I was in grade 7 and thought I was so badass.

Agreed with Vista. For even thinking about bringing a knife, you're a pussy. (Even though that's probably all talk) Fucking tank the bitch.

If you can't take a kid who's a year younger than you, there's something wrong.

Tranquility · #7 06-10-2009, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jello

Lol. I remember when I was in grade 7 and thought I was so badass.

Agreed with Vista. For even thinking about bringing a knife, you're a pussy. (Even though that's probably all talk) Fucking tank the bitch.

If you can't take a kid who's a year younger than you, there's something wrong.

I thought the same shit..But the year younger thing is kinda wrong..I know a lot of kids older then me that i could fuck up..

Ok, here are some fighting tips. First, depending on your build and structure you need to take more then one view from this. If you are taller/weigh more then him, tank it out. As Tyriq has said, the more punches you throw the more vunerable you are. Every punch you throw you open up another weak spot in your fighting stance.
Second, don't pay attention to his speed. I can throw 10k punches at you in a few minutes. But, if they have no strength/weight behind them the are nothing. Just wait for the fucker to open up and give him a good shot(depending on if you're righty or lefty)right in between the mouth and the nose..That shot kills like a bitch, and it's a knockout punch.

Oh and btw, don't be a pussy and take a knife. That's some bullshit, don't use weapons, that's just gay.