yo f*** this ish

[Silver Commander]

Now see, it's this sort of attitude that makes girls stay away from you! As a real life girl, I know that guys who are constantly and obviously after sex all the time are really unattractive. We want to be loved and treasured until the end of time, not junked and dumped. So listen, if you want to get to a girl, you have to spend many hours listening, talking, cuddling, taking her on dates and such. Have fun! =D

Otherwise, you might as well go find yourself a prostitute. Prostitution is legal in Nevada, FYI, just so that you don't end up in jail. =P