Envy is fucked!

Yesterday I spent all fucking day outside my house. I left school with my friends around 12:15, went straight to the mall, watched a movie. From there on out we just got fucked up bad. Long story short before we knew it we were in a parking lot all of us about to fall asleep. It was exactly 12:57 when they dropped my off home. They were like "dude where can we sleep" I told them specifically "check my neighborhood, there are abandoned houses around the area just sleep in their drive way."

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The dumbasses chose a house literally across from mine. They slept there for the night, they woke up at like 9:00. They called me and I was like "FUCK" my mom woke up and she went outside to get in the car and buy breakfast. As she was going out they pulled out of the house in front with the windows fully open and my mom was like "those were your friends weren't they!?" "NO MOM WHAT THE HELL?!" "OMG DID YOU GUYS COME DRUNK LAST NIGHT?!?!" and she drove off after them. I don't know where the fuck they went D: I'm fucked when she gets home.