The Official Icrontic Joke Thread

[markskarl]

Two computer geeks, Primesuspect and Shorty, were walking down the street. Prime was walking a bicycle.
Shorty looked at the bike and asked "Man, where did you get that cool bike?"
"Well," said Prime, "Yesterday, this really hot woman rode up to me on a bicycle. She dismounted the bike, took off all of her clothes, and said 'take what you want'."
"Good choice man," said Shorty, "women's clothing just isn't practical for us."
It was originally an engineer joke, but i had to make it fit right
hope it will like you

[Taylor]

Here's another:

Walk up to a group of people(preferably niggers)

Ask them if they want to hear a joke. Regardless of their response, continue

Put you hands together in whatever manner you think looks most like an island

Mention that your hands are an island

Wait approximately 4 seconds

Violently shake your hands and scream earthquake

Laugh and point, then run away.

This is popular with the white males, not so much with white females or blacks.

[TheNico]

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