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03-27-2009, 05:00 AM
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Ezudian
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Envy is fucked!
Yesterday I spent all fucking day outside my house. I left school with my friends around 12:15, went straight to the mall, watched a movie. From there on out we just got fucked up bad. Long story short before we knew it we were in a parking lot all of us about to fall asleep. It was exactly 12:57 when they dropped my off home. They were like "dude where can we sleep" I told them specifically "check my neighborhood, there are abandoned houses around the area just sleep in their drive way."
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The dumbasses chose a house literally across from mine. They slept there for the night, they woke up at like 9:00. They called me and I was like "FUCK" my mom woke up and she went outside to get in the car and buy breakfast. As she was going out they pulled out of the house in front with the windows fully open and my mom was like "those were your friends weren't they!?" "NO MOM WHAT THE HELL?!" "OMG DID YOU GUYS COME DRUNK LAST NIGHT?!?!" and she drove off after them. I don't know where the fuck they went D: I'm fucked when she gets home.
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03-27-2009, 07:18 AM
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Ezudian
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Shit like this seems to always happen to me...
It sucks...
Good luck with coming up with good excuses. You're going to need them.
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03-27-2009, 07:24 AM
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Ezudian
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I was freaking out xD I told her they weren't my friends and she was like "ok I'm calling the cops when I see them, it's not safe having kids like that sleeping on other people's drive-ways." so when I go out today I gotta walk to the corner for them to pick me up ;
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03-27-2009, 08:39 AM
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Gahahaha that sucks man
Hope everything turns out okay xD.
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03-27-2009, 10:15 AM
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Ezudian
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Hahahaha.. We decided to go 'camping' with weed and booze in my friends backgarden. I later found out my phone was on calling my mom. She had been listening to us all night..
We were talking about getting laid, and weed. FUCK.
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03-27-2009, 12:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teh god
Hahahaha.. We decided to go 'camping' with weed and booze in my friends backgarden. I later found out my phone was on calling my mom. She had been listening to us all night..
We were talking about getting laid, and weed. FUCK.
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this truly sucks.
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03-27-2009, 12:36 PM
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Ezudian
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Shit Envy >.<
As long as your mom believes that they aren't your friends, you'll be fine. Just make sure if you do it again, that they don't sleep in the driveway across the street.
If you ever wanna get really fucked, you know who to call. xD
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03-27-2009, 04:08 PM
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Ezudian
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Hahaha sorry but a pretty funny story, just use something as a scapegoat.
"Mom im going to tell you the truth, I have been questioning my faith lately"
"Hey mom, can we talk, I think Tammys pregnant..."
"Hey mom, I think I have the flu"
Or my personal favorite, fake a ceizure.
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03-27-2009, 04:41 PM
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That sucks. Slap those hoes.
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03-27-2009, 04:54 PM
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Ezudian
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If this is your idea of a crazy story then you have a sad life
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