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[Nachos]

Banana Cream Pie ftw? yer im ftw bitches.




<Banana_Cream_Pie> hey
<Banana_Cream_Pie> asl?
<rp_with_me> 18 f tx and u
<Banana_Cream_Pie> 19 m ohio
<Banana_Cream_Pie> wanna rp?
<rp_with_me> sure can we do a football coach and cheerleader scene
<Banana_Cream_Pie> do we do at football field,school, or ur house?
<rp_with_me> idk yet i dont like to rush
<Banana_Cream_Pie> we do it at ur house with ur parents home?
<Banana_Cream_Pie> to make it more naughty
<rp_with_me> sure
<Banana_Cream_Pie> ok lets start
<Banana_Cream_Pie> i knock on your door
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and no reply
<Banana_Cream_Pie> i ring the door bell and wait
<rp_with_me> i finally come to the door "ooo hey what are you doing
here pushing you outside a bit"
<Banana_Cream_Pie> i sat "i need to talk to you in your room..."
<Banana_Cream_Pie> say*
<Banana_Cream_Pie> we finally go to ur room
<rp_with_me> "my parents are home hun and ur my brothers coach"
<Banana_Cream_Pie> yes but i need to talk with you
<Banana_Cream_Pie> the principal has adviced me to talk to you
<rp_with_me> i walk back inside and we hustle upstairs
<Banana_Cream_Pie> we finally talk
<Banana_Cream_Pie> i put my hand on your leg
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and slowly unzip your pants
<Banana_Cream_Pie> you pull them down
<Banana_Cream_Pie> i pull up your shirt
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and take off your bra
<Banana_Cream_Pie> ur turn
<Banana_Cream_Pie> talk bb
<Banana_Cream_Pie> hello?
<Banana_Cream_Pie> ill continue then :)
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and then i pull down my pants
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and we start fucking
<Banana_Cream_Pie> i take out a smoke
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and i light it
<Banana_Cream_Pie> then your parents open the dor
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and my mouth opens
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and i drop the cigarette on your back
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and you say "fuck!"
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and roll on the cround
<Banana_Cream_Pie> ground*
<Banana_Cream_Pie> which sets fire to your house
<Banana_Cream_Pie> i jump out the window on to a tree
<Banana_Cream_Pie> your parents try to do the same but they catch on
fire and die
<Banana_Cream_Pie> you stay there worried
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and think "wait, i have no clothes, i wont catch on
fire"
<Banana_Cream_Pie> so you jump out
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and fall to the ground and die
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and i say "fucking whote, 1 minute of sex isn't
nice! and then you commit suicide! bitch glad your dead!"
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and i leave happily
<Banana_Cream_Pie> and shit on ur brainz

[Csg999]

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[mabnoob]

Lol thats really funny.

[Mezala]

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