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Old 01-10-2009, 08:52 AM
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Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're all around you...

1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!

2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!

3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?

4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is so obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness

The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them... Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?! Even if it's the USA...

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She does sell some good drugs man.
Why'd you leak what she was really up to.
:[ Her and her monkey are going to get deported now.
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You look into things a bit to much man xD.
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Its a fucking conspiracy man!
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It all makes sense now.

Her real name is Maria Dora Alchonivich, for the past several years she has been smuggling illegal narcotics and people into the United States. We finally have enough proof to take this bitch down.
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It all makes sense now.

Her real name is Maria Dora Alchonivich, for the past several years she has been smuggling illegal narcotics and people into the United States. We finally have enough proof to take this bitch down.
wtf? lol? arent u mexican? i live in california and ud get beat up if you said this shit :P. but is funny, i rem seeign a vid on youtube that put the song backwards and it said bad stuff lol
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