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07-31-2009, 05:38 PM
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So, this one guy goes over to a whorehouse.
He tells the pimp/manager.. " You know i've been to many whorehouses and i've yet to see a woman do something fantastic to me"
The pim replies.. "Hmmm.. you want something special?.. i got something special. I have a whore that will suck your cock and sign at the same time!"
Guy - "BULLSHIT!"
But sure enough the pimp brings him upstairs and shows him a good looking woman, and says "It's on the house." The woman tells the guy that she'll only do her trick in the dark, so he cant give away her secret. The guy agrees. Lights go off and the guy relaxes.. he feels the whore, who starts to suck.. and sing with a clear voice.
After everything was done, the guy was extremely confused.. So he goes and tells a friend about this "wonderwhore".
Oufcourse his friend doesnt believe him, and they go down to the whore house and sure enough the friend goes in, the whore sings another wonderfull tune, and he comes out confused as hell.
Guy- "Dude, I have got to know how that bitch does that.."
Friend- "What do you suggest?"
Guy- "Ok, so i'll pay for one more singing blowjob and 2 minutes after im inside you come in and turn on the light."
Friend- "Sure thing.. we'll catch the bitch in the act.."
So, the guy pays goes upstairs and ask for a singing blowjob. 2 Minutes later his friend gets past the pimp, opens the door, turns on the light!
Guess what he saw?
...............A glass eye on the night table.
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08-17-2009, 02:08 PM
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Ezudian
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asdasd
Ok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The go to KFC.
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08-28-2009, 05:40 PM
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Ezudian
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ameh
So, this one guy goes over to a whorehouse.
He tells the pimp/manager.. " You know i've been to many whorehouses and i've yet to see a woman do something fantastic to me"
The pim replies.. "Hmmm.. you want something special?.. i got something special. I have a whore that will suck your cock and sign at the same time!"
Guy - "BULLSHIT!"
But sure enough the pimp brings him upstairs and shows him a good looking woman, and says "It's on the house." The woman tells the guy that she'll only do her trick in the dark, so he cant give away her secret. The guy agrees. Lights go off and the guy relaxes.. he feels the whore, who starts to suck.. and sing with a clear voice.
After everything was done, the guy was extremely confused.. So he goes and tells a friend about this "wonderwhore".
Oufcourse his friend doesnt believe him, and they go down to the whore house and sure enough the friend goes in, the whore sings another wonderfull tune, and he comes out confused as hell.
Guy- "Dude, I have got to know how that bitch does that.."
Friend- "What do you suggest?"
Guy- "Ok, so i'll pay for one more singing blowjob and 2 minutes after im inside you come in and turn on the light."
Friend- "Sure thing.. we'll catch the bitch in the act.."
So, the guy pays goes upstairs and ask for a singing blowjob. 2 Minutes later his friend gets past the pimp, opens the door, turns on the light!
Guess what he saw?
...............A glass eye on the night table.
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lmfao thats sick >.<
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10-13-2009, 02:03 PM
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in Michael Jackson's will he said that he wanted to be melted down and turned into plastic walmart bags that way he can stay white,plastic, and dangerous to children
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10-13-2009, 02:54 PM
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10-13-2009, 03:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by i live to glitch rs
in Michael Jackson's will he said that he wanted to be melted down and turned into plastic walmart bags that way he can stay white,plastic, and dangerous to children
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Michael Jackson jokes are not funny..
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10-14-2009, 02:18 PM
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Ezudian
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EleXtroSeXual
Michael Jackson jokes are not funny..
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They be nt funny.
THEY BE HILARIOUS
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10-14-2009, 02:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teh god
They be nt funny.
THEY BE HILARIOUS
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....Another useless post.
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10-14-2009, 08:21 PM
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Knock knock - who's the--KANYE WEST!
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10-15-2009, 09:44 AM
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What do you get when you give a pissed off blonde a GPS?
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