I'll take this and that

[red eyes 16]

Mine and nmopals ultimate convo and yes the purchase went through great he shipped just as he said you should buy from him

Zsakul2 says:
Hi nmopal
Zsakul2 says:
your sites weird :)
nmopal says:
Did you want to buy a cog or something?
Zsakul2 says:
i want a hand
nmopal says:
What race and what size
Zsakul2 says:
umm
Zsakul2 says:
do you have africans?
nmopal says:
Of course.
Zsakul2 says:
Hmmm
nmopal says:
We have south african, ethiopian, and *****ian.
nmopal says:
Mens and womens.
Zsakul2 says:
Hmm
Zsakul2 says:
any usa ones?
nmopal says:
no, that's against the law.
nmopal says:
How dare you suggest such a silly thing.
Zsakul2 says:
*Whispers* There in the back room arent they ;)
Zsakul2 says:
*Sees door that says USA HANDS NOT BACK EHRE*
nmopal says:
No of course not.
Zsakul2 says:
HERE*
Zsakul2 says:
sure they arent then whats back there psfff the bodys of the hands? *Walks back into the room* BLARGGHHH! WTH
nmopal says:
No, I don't have any north american body parts.
Zsakul2 says:
Damnit are you sure I have 49 million dollar check right now just a ready to be signed by me with your name on it.. *COUGH*
Zsakul2 says:
;)
nmopal says:
I only accept paypal.
nmopal says:
This isn't a joke, by the way.
nmopal says:
Why would I buy a domain if it wasn't a legitamate business?
Zsakul2 says:
for the hell of it?
nmopal says:
That's why I bought 5512004.com
Zsakul2 says:
Your dogs are cool
nmopal says:
The white one is retarded.
Zsakul2 says:
nice camaro
Zsakul2 says:
and rofl
nmopal says:
Yeah
Zsakul2 says:
how much for a apple with a razor blade inside of it?.
Zsakul2 says:
Do you do razor blades or do they come seperately?,
Zsakul2 says:
.*
nmopal says:
Let me check the stock.
nmopal says:
Yes we can do that
nmopal says:
$7.99
Zsakul2 says:
Hmm will there be any traceables?
Zsakul2 says:
Like your companys name on the blades ect
nmopal says:
That's not up to us, sir.
nmopal says:
We do label our boxes, yes.
Zsakul2 says:
... Hmmm do you destroy all of your paypal history receipts?.
nmopal says:
Receipts are kept for the minimum of 31 days.
nmopal says:
Then they are shreaded.
Zsakul2 says:
Hmmm let me think about it
nmopal says:
The 31 days is for your protection.
Zsakul2 says:
can you throw in a tootsie roll with a small razor in it maybe trim it with a saw?.
nmopal says:
No I don't think we can do that.
Zsakul2 says:
I'll pay 20 $ extra if you can fit a small razor blade into a tootsie?.
nmopal says:
The shipping delay might be longer than usual, but I'm sure we can do that.
nmopal says:
We'll have to backorder one.
Zsakul2 says:
Okay and how do i know theres really a blade in it?.
Zsakul2 says:
the apple and tootsie
nmopal says:
If there isn't a blade, you can always return the product.
nmopal says:
We have a 31 day warranty.
Zsakul2 says:
How would you know if i didnt just return some apple i bought just to get my money back and scam yall?.
nmopal says:
We are good to our customers and expect that they will return the favor.
Zsakul2 says:
Hmmm 
Zsakul2 says:
Heres my order
Zsakul2 says:
i want
Zsakul2 says:
wait
Zsakul2 says:
one thing
Zsakul2 says:
can you make that a granny smith apple with a razor in it?.
Zsakul2 says:
with caramel preferrably
nmopal says:
Yes certainly.
nmopal says:
Do you want this all in a gift box/
nmopal says:
?*
Zsakul2 says:
Hmm how much does the gift box cost?.
Zsakul2 says:
Free of charge?.
nmopal says:
Yes, of course.
Zsakul2 says:
ok so heres what im ordering
Zsakul2 says:
a granny smith apple with a razor blade in the middle where they bite into it.. And a tootsie with a small razor blade in it if possible peices of glass fragments ect.. And all of this in a gift basket?.  Maybe about 20 more tootsies just to make it look realistic too the person im sending it too so what will my grand total be?.
Zsakul2 says:
And the estimated time
Zsakul2 says:
Hmm can you throw in a tye dye tshirt for free since you know i mean i am spending alot of money :)
nmopal says:
Would you like the items shipped together?
nmopal says:
No sorry we do not offer free T-Shirts.
Zsakul2 says:
damnit
Zsakul2 says:
umm i want them wrapped together
Zsakul2 says:
Whats my total sum?.
nmopal says:
One moment, sir
nmopal says:
Order #4382-1091-3498 January 06, 2008 1:35AM 0900 
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Customer ID: #0194
Customer Payment Method:

1. Granny Smith Apple - 1
- Razor Blade [yes]

$7.99

2. Tootsie Roll Candy - 20
- Razor Blade [yes]
- Glass Fragments [yes]

$39.80

Gift Box Included

Shipping method: UPS Ground

$8.99


Total:
______

Total cost: $56.78
Zsakul2 says:
And what was your website made with 
nmopal says:
I'm not sure, out web design team does that.
nmopal says:
our*
Zsakul2 says:
since its over 50 pl0x send free ****
Zsakul2 says:
shirt
nmopal says:
Sorry we cannot send the free shirt.
Zsakul2 says:
I WANT A FUCKING FREE SHIRT
nmopal says:
The fee will be $56.78 
Zsakul2 says:
fine what if i buy a hand can i get a shirt with that?
nmopal says:
Since we do not yet have a cart system, we need to you pay with paypal.
nmopal says:
Send the funds to "[email protected]"
nmopal says:
Once we receive your payment we will send the product.
nmopal says:
And a tracking ID
Zsakul2 says:
look nub what if i buy a estonian hand can i get a free tshirt then
nmopal says:
Yes.
Zsakul2 says:
is the hand guarenteed fresh?.
nmopal says:
We pack it with dry ice and ship it next-day air.
Zsakul2 says:
Hmmm
Zsakul2 says:
how much is a full estonian nice fresh hand
Zsakul2 says:
with skin ect
nmopal says:
one moment, sir.
nmopal says:
$1590.00
Zsakul2 says:
rataa1shoottatpain
Zsakul2 says:
pwnage meh?
Zsakul2 says:
hmm
Zsakul2 says:
so my grand total is?.
nmopal says:
Are you buying this all together or seperately?
Zsakul2 says:
all together i want the hand shipped to my address and everything else sent to my po box
nmopal says:
1676.48
Zsakul2 says:
i want the fastest shipping for all of it
nmopal says:
I need both shipping addresses and a valid email address.
Zsakul2 says:
wait one last thing i have alot of money in my paypal is there anyway in the world i can get a fully developed real human full body estonian any kind a woman preferrably ;)
nmopal says:
Yes.
Zsakul2 says:
How much
nmopal says:
One moment
nmopal says:
$59,550.00
Zsakul2 says:
Hmm are you sure you dont accept credit card :|
nmopal says:
No we do not accept credit card.
nmopal says:
With purchases like these, Credit card payments are too easy to trace.
nmopal says:
We use a secure method of paypal so everything is secure.
Zsakul2 says:
what if i buy the body and the hand and get everything else on my order free?
Zsakul2 says:
since it be about 60 k$
nmopal says:
No, we do not offer free things.
nmopal says:nmopal says:
Well, we will give you a T-Shirt.
Zsakul2 says:
you offered free tshirt
Zsakul2 says:
hmm
Zsakul2 says:
I want everything else sides body and hand free or i no buy
nmopal writes:
 
Zsakul2 says:
i said i want everything but the body and hand for free or i no buy
nmopal writes:
 
Zsakul2 says:
You heard me
nmopal writes:
 
Zsakul2 says:
stop doing that or no business at all!
nmopal writes:
 
Zsakul2 says:Zsakul2 says:
i shall email you my info thank you for this convo

I suggest doing business with him - [email protected]

he sells cogs chili tie dye tshirts apples tootsie rolls hands and body and other body parts

Guys i edited it too look alot better and more readable thanks nmopal! btw buy from him he ships fast and decently!

^ a convo i had with a mate from a old site

[SAYANK]

I purchased 37 cat heads 19 cougar paws and the head of the jade monkey from this gentleman.

[Oysto]

I swear, you people scare the shit out of me sometimes.

[red eyes 16]

Originally Posted by oysto

i swear, you people scare the shit out of me sometimes.

^ that is so going on my sig ^^