Make The Sexy Sentence

[SaTaX]

Choose the numbers and make a sentence with it!
Note: Make your sentence better by putting in some worlds like "for" , "is", ...

Your house number:
1-5: I Fuck
6-10: I Lick
11-20: I suck
21-50: I puke
51+: I strip

Your Age:
1-10: santa
11-12: My mom
12-13: My father
14-15: A Sexy Girl
16: My sister
17: My shoe
18: My teddybear
19: My computer
20-25: A Mouse
26-30: A Vagina
30-50: Myself
60+: a prostitute

You're Lucky Number from 1-10:
1: Because I am Sexy
2: Because I am cool
3: Because I am gay
4: Because I have no friends
5: Because I am a computer freak
6: Because I am virgin
7: Because I like incest
8: Because I love my father
9: Because I like to fuck
10: Because everyone has had more sex than me!

What's YOURS?

Mine: I lick a sexy girl because I like to fuck :O!

[Siyico1]

I suck my sister because i am a computor freak.

LOL WTF?

I Strip A Sexy Girl Because I Have No Friends.
l0lwut

[Kliq?.]

i fuck my shoe because i love to fuck