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Old 08-19-2008, 06:09 AM
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Eminem - When i'm gone
Linkin Park - We made it


Two of my favorite songs for the lyrics.
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:25 AM
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Or

When I was just a little baby boy,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
she used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about being broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
(AH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
'til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AH!) These motherfuckers are thinking I'm playing
Thinking I'm saying the shit cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it
(AH!) Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gonna shoot you
I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
(AH!) Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, OK Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god damn right BITCH, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

[Chorus: Eminem]

Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me
Girls neither - you ain't nothing but a slut to me
Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef
We ain't gonna never stop beefing I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for popping off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't said
But when they kill me - I'm bringing the world with me
Bitches too! You ain't nothing but a girl to me
.. I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, will fucking kill you (ah-ha ha)
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, will fucking kill you..

[Eminem]
Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm trying to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the 10th
(Ah!) Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hiding murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

[Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!")]

[Eminem]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
FUCK THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principal to the student body and counselor
from in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathing I'm leaving air in your lungs
just to hear you keep screaming for me to seep it
OK, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROAT ACHE
You faggots keep egging me on
'til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm talking to you
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!

[Chorus]
[first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!", ninth line starts "Bitch I'ma kill you!"]

[Eminem]
Ha ha, I'm just playing ladies
You know I love you
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Old 08-19-2008, 07:13 AM
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kom nie ouwehoere want de kemp is op zn toeren
pappies kijken omin stoer maar de kemp komt boomen
HEY als je melleh malle moeder soema case junioren
entrepeneur de biggie billen boom boomer
kempes pakt t happen dan zeg die boys dan
ze klonken wel leuk tot ik uit de jerrel lloyd kwam
de rauwe gremma boy klank klapt op je pofklap
zoveel haters omdat ze de tori niet vatten
N I N O nigga ik neem -over-
fok mixtape taki taki gaat je -doden-
eerst wil je pokoe doen nu speel je mozes
maar ik breng het straatvolk waar ze moeten komen
je taki over mij maar je geeft me wel boks
je lijkt wel op hem maar je bent geen rocks
je rapt wel als hem maar je bent geen rocks
en je tien man click maakt je koppie nog niet tof
ik wou je bijna kussen op je lipgloss lips
nog wat mittie op je billen en je bent gewoon een bitch
zei je nou goodlife, niks tegen goodlife
maar fok nogeens met me gaan we kijken of het goed blijft
wie bukken moet en wie ze penis vol met poep krijgt
t'is jij en ik bitch, dus laat je coup thuis
en als je flikkers speelt ik zweer het gaat die broek uit
big up LSD, fok nino EY


maar fok dat YES nu gaan we rellen en rennen
zeg TMF darryl op te bellen papi bel'em
hij is niet klaar voor de kweek, nee,
hou hem in de vijver tot ergens in 6002 EY
luister nou effe ik ben thuis dus no PP
ik bal jullie in de billen deep up in em, no gay
mixtape 2 shit, rap hard als bass bitch
alla dey stront alsof ik in de HVB zit
tattoo in de face shit
geen darryl achtige clips zo van 'vandaag voel ik me matrix'
fok je babyface je tape en je basic rap
face it gek kan niet komen bij deze
kan niet komen spacen, wegwezen
ik hou van die vlees niet van tussendoor breakers
één dag vliegen en darryl achtige types
ik wil winne horen brullen door de speakers


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Old 08-19-2008, 07:16 AM
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I also love frank sinatra lyrics. So moving ;]
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I also love frank sinatra lyrics. So moving ;]
Never say that again, are you sure you're at the right forum.

Try http://www.OldGuysLookingForYoungBoys.com

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Never say that again, are you sure you're at the right forum.

Try http://www.OldGuysLookingForYoungBoys.com

/joke
WHAT? frank sinatra was a legend in the works.

how dare you joke about that xD.

You bastard ;p
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Dude, listen to some new age shit, you're not a 1930's New York Gangster (110% Italian)
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Tiy'd be suprised.
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the trashmen - surfin bird

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a

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Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
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A-well-a, bird

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
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Papa-ooma-mow-mow

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Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

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Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...
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