Mod Mark and Niggles: Ezud's Story.

Posted by Mod Mark, he openly said he would be getting rid of any niggles found. I am currently in hiding from Mod Mark. This is my story

"10 niggles, 1 crate."

January 2, 2009.

Dear, Diary.

I awoke this morning at 5 am with my addiction craving the taste of RuneScape. To my dismay I was turned away from my station at work in Lumbridge simply because they told me all niggles were to report to the Duke of Lumbridge for inspection. I quickly understood what was going on. I saw them killing the niggles with their dragon 10 h's (took 5 men to hold it up). I decided to hide. I quickly grabbed my teleports but soon found out I didn't have the magic level to teleport to Camelot so I just had someone teleport me there. That's where I began my long journey. I quickly hid inside the crate near Catherby Bank. I heard noises coming from outside. The noises were the frightful screams of my fellow niggles. I quickly snagged a few and now there are 10 of us in this lonely crate. We try to keep warm but it's simply suffocating with 10 niggles and one crate.

I must go now I hear Mod Mark is inspecting Catherby today for niggles.

Mod Mark has people on the inside backing up his decision! Join the fight and hide in a crate with us!

Best of luck <3 Niggle Angel.

[Lust]

Thank Guthix, you found me. I'm one of the only non-niggles left. I was sleeping in my loft, when Arhein came in and told me to wake up. I walk out side to the streets of Catherby, and see a skiffle. Suddenly, I hear, "The Niggles are coming, the Niggles are coming!!!!" I look to the candleshop to check how they were coming. To my despair, he did not have the right number of candles up. He had two candles up, and let me tell you, the niggles weren't coming by sea. They were teleporting, which means over 9000 candles should have been up! I could hear them screaming, "Niggle run!", and I assumed they must have stolen something. I didn't know what was going on, and I had to get out of there like most of the other non-niggles. We escaped using a teleport, and we are now here, hiding in Ardounge, where there seem to be no Niggles yet.

[Taylor]

Fellow niggles :)

You think they'll change that word? Seems controversial.

[Lust]

I doubt it, they're going to hide my first post on that forum topic too.

[Taylor]

http://rsaddict.com/niggle/

w00t

For reference when they remove it. :)

[Lust]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a niggle of the town called Ardounge

In west Al-Kharid born and raised
In the palace was where I spent most of my days
Burnin' up maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some niggles outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my Al-Kharid hood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Ardounge'



I whistled for a carpet and when it came near
The price tag said free and it had piss in the rear
If anything I can say this carp reaks
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo niggle to Ardounge'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the carpie 'Yo niggle smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Ardounge

Check your banks!! Niggles are hiding in your banks!!

[Lust]

[Peetu]

Excuse me, but what is a "Niggle"

[Vista]

Lmao, nice song Lust.