Joke Thread!!

[Nachos]

A boy gets a bike for Christmas and goes outside and rides it. A police officer on a horse pulls him over and asks if Santa gave him that bike for Christmas and the boy says "yes." Then the Police officer says "well tell Santa next time to put a tail light on it." and gives the boy a $20 fine. The boy asks the officer on the horse if Santa gave him that horse for Christmas. The police officer says jokingly "Yes" and the boy said "well next time tell Santa to put the asshole on the back of the horse, not on top of it."

[Vanity]

Originally Posted by Hate

A boy gets a bike for Christmas and goes outside and rides it. A police officer on a horse pulls him over and asks if Santa gave him that bike for Christmas and the boy says "yes." Then the Police officer says "well tell Santa next time to put a tail light on it." and gives the boy a $20 fine. The boy asks the officer on the horse if Santa gave him that horse for Christmas. The police officer says jokingly "Yes" and the boy said "well next time tell Santa to put the asshole on the back of the horse, not on top of it."

hahah. finally, somebody contributed to the thread ;)

[Windows32k]

Lol @ Hates joke